24 February 2009

I fucking hate doctors office waiting rooms.

Last time I went to the doctor:



Today's visit:



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I was exponentially more sick today. I can't even remember the last time I felt that shitty. I had to drive all the way to Germantown, was thirty minutes early for my appointment, waited an hour, finally asked the nurse when I was going to see a doctor (via pen & paper, my voice was totally gone), waited another thirty minutes, got my temperature and weight taken, sent back to the waiting room, waited another twenty minutes, finally saw the doctor where I ended up crying because it had been 36 hours since I had eaten, slept, or had a smoke, then got two shots in my ass, & drove promptly to Sonic.

23 February 2009

Klimt: Master Photos

You may remember this post I wrote a while ago about crappy modernized photographic versions of really good paintings that didn't need modernizing. A random commenter led me to this stuff, which is really GOOD modernized photographic versions of the same paintings by Klimt.






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From Kattaca, I think.

08 February 2009

Digital Imaging: Impossible Images


UPDATE:
These images made it to the final project:






















These did not:








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01 February 2009

Four AM

So, apparently, according to the television, anyone awake past 1AM must have the need for a new mattress, sleep aids, penis enlargement, phone sex hotlines, debt relief, or weight loss drugs. Just because I'm up late, I have to be lonely, fat, broke, or suffering from insomnia?