So, apparently, according to the television, anyone awake past 1AM must have the need for a new mattress, sleep aids, penis enlargement, phone sex hotlines, debt relief, or weight loss drugs. Just because I'm up late, I have to be lonely, fat, broke, or suffering from insomnia?
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It's all true!
The answer to your question, Lauren, is yes. I'm sorry. Late night advertising swoops after that poor demographic like a hawk on a wounded rabbit in an open field.
I used to just think it was hilarious, then, they became a way of telling time in a clockless house, and now, I just think of that scene in Fight Club where Ed Norton is staring at the television with a glazed over gaze and pulls out the cordless phone as soon a phone number pops up... like a zombie... like a.. zombie with.. knowledge of phones.. & stuff..
Maybe there are some male citizens with night jobs, no missus, and then they arrive home unhappy with their small geniltailia.
Whats that? Penis enlargement? And you can get a six pack in just ten minutes a week! Hot damn!!!
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